Top 5 Lessons from Reading Famous Women's Memoirs

  1. A husband/father/boyfriend/brother censored/institutionalized/confined her

  2. A husband/father/boyfriend/manager/producer was willing to defraud/defame/denigrate her to enrich themselves

  3. Her mother was fucking terrible

  4. Her first husband was fucking terrible

  5. History has, previously, portrayed her as a slut/a gold digger/a recipient of good fortune because of her face/body/family/connections

    Sources:

    Cher: The Memoir, Part One, by Cher

    The Meaning of Mariah Carey, by Mariah Carey & Michaela Angela Davis

    From Here to the Great Unknown, by Riley Keough & Lisa Marie Presley

    The Woman in Me, by Britney Spears